If one is afflicted by the dreadful habit of procrastination (as the author of this passage confesses to being), chances are they are familiar with the name Andrew Kirby.
Andrew Kirby, a popular YouTuber, specializes in creating content centered around self-help, productivity, and the ever-pervasive issue of procrastination. Boasting an impressive half a million subscribers on YouTube, he has garnered a devoted following akin to a cult, thanks to his profound exploration of the profound challenges that accompany chronic procrastination. The author, who grapples with procrastination themselves, acknowledges that this tendency affects everyone to some extent, but for certain individuals, it has dire consequences on their livelihood and even their well-being. It is precisely this vulnerable group that Andrew aims to reach through his videos, recognizing the opportunity to capitalize on their struggles.
In the following discourse, the merits and demerits of Andrew Kirby shall be examined. Without further delay, let us delve into this subject matter.
Who is Andrew Kirby?
If one is perusing this text, it is likely that they are already acquainted with the figure of Andrew Kirby. If that is indeed the case, one may feel free to bypass this section; otherwise, continue reading for further information.
Professionally speaking, Andrew Kirby operates as an internet entrepreneur, primarily focusing on generating content for his YouTube channel and blog, TimeTheory.com.
Andrew Kirby possesses a certain talent for cloaking verifiable data in ambiguity. Details regarding his educational background, including the institutions he attended or his previous work experiences, remain shrouded in mystery. Nonetheless, in one of his videos, he did disclose that he made the decision to abandon college in order to establish his own enterprise, presumably known as TimeTheory.com or KirbyX.
According to his LinkedIn profile, Andrew is based in Southampton, England, United Kingdom.
At the heart of Andrew’s endeavors lies the sale of a procrastination program, prominently featured on his main website, TimeTheory.com. It becomes evident that his YouTube content revolves around coaxing viewers into purchasing his program. However, Andrew Kirby employs a clever approach, refraining from immediately pressuring individuals into making a financial commitment. Instead, he adroitly manipulates their inclinations over time.
The Whole Manipulation Funnel
Before moving on, it’s important to give a small warning. The person who wrote this paragraph likes Andrew’s content. He or she likes his YouTube videos and knows that his free course is good.
But the author thinks that Andrew Kirby hides information on the purpose and often uses clickbait, which is considered to be very immoral. Only a small number of people who watch Andrew’s videos realize that they are clickbait because he is so good at persuasion and keeps them interested. At first, the author thought that these questionable behaviors were only happening in gray areas. But when Andrew’s channel was looked at more closely, it became clear what his real goals were. His final goal is just to get people to buy his incredibly expensive course.
It’s important to note that Andrew Andrew Kirby doesn’t have any real training experience or official credentials. He now steals other people’s lessons and methods and puts them all together in a book that he sells for thousands of dollars. The techniques he teaches in his course are not new or groundbreaking. Instead, they are well-known and have been around for a long time. So, they don’t offer anything new to solve the problem at hand.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PROCRASTINATION WHICH IS ACTUALLY RUINING YOUR LIFE, THEN PLEASE SEEK HELP, DON’T WASTE YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON A TWENTY-SOMETHING’S OVERPRICED COURSE.
Relatable Emotional Video
This is the first time the target has interacted with it, and most of it is based on YouTube’s algorithms. YouTube will suggest a video from Andrew’s channel to people who like Self-Help, David Goggins, Jordan Peterson, Jocko Willink, and other similar themes. People who like this kind of material are most likely to put things off.
Now, Andrew makes movies that are 5 to 10 minutes long and have a lot of points that are easy to understand. These videos were chosen with the goal of making the watcher feel like they are not alone and that Andrew totally gets their problems and issues. Most of the time, the title of the video doesn’t have much to do with what’s in it, but thanks to his great script, no one ever sees that.
Since this is the first time the watcher has talked to Andrew, they start to think that they have just found the answer to the problem that is ruining their lives and that this will be the turning point in their lives.
At the end of the video, Andrew pushes his “free” dopamine detox course, which is basically part of his deceptive sales funnel.
7-Day Dopamine Detox Course
The “7-Day Dopamine Detox Course” offered by Andrew is deemed underwhelming, primarily consisting of theoretical content. Andrew frequently references this YouTube playlist in his videos, aiming to instill a sense of empowerment within the viewers. The playlist provides rudimentary tips on improving time management and addressing addictive habits. In all honesty, these tips are quite commonplace and fail to introduce any new information. However, Andrew strategically appeals to viewers on an emotional level, making it easier for them to connect with the course.
45-Min “Scheduled Call”
This is where the situation takes a questionable turn.
Upon completing the 7-day course, viewers are encouraged to visit Andrew’s website, Timetheory.com. There, they are greeted with a simplistic landing page adorned with testimonials and reviews, seemingly aimed at assuring individuals that Andrew is trustworthy. After clicking the “I don’t need more info” button, visitors are prompted to schedule a 45-minute call. To proceed, they must fill out a form requiring personal details such as their name, email, job title, country of residence, age, the impact of procrastination on their life, their desired areas of assistance, self-description, willingness to invest in personal growth, and phone number.
Once the form is completed, an email from TimeTheory is sent, containing a Zoom meeting link and password for the scheduled call. The call itself follows a scripted format, culminating in an attempt to sell the procrastination program.
What raises concerns is the apparent lack of genuine care for the specific struggles faced by individuals. The primary objective seems to be focused on selling the TimeTheory program, rather than providing tailored support. Chelsea Karabin, the sales representative for TimeTheory, adopts a demeanor akin to that of a quack clinical psychologist. By the conclusion of the 45-minute call, there is a significant likelihood that individuals will make a purchase from TimeTheory.
What is particularly disconcerting about this approach is the targeted audience. Andrew and his team aim their efforts at individuals battling chronic procrastination, individuals who genuinely require assistance from qualified experts rather than online charlatans like Andrew. Through his sales acumen and basic manipulation techniques, Andrew Kirby persuades these individuals to invest their money in his program instead of seeking genuine help.
Overpriced TimeTheory Course
This is where the situation takes a questionable turn.
Upon completing the 7-day course, viewers are encouraged to visit Andrew’s website, Timetheory.com. There, they are greeted with a simplistic landing page adorned with testimonials and reviews, seemingly aimed at assuring individuals that Andrew is trustworthy. After clicking the “I don’t need more info” button, visitors are prompted to schedule a 45-minute call. To proceed, they must fill out a form requiring personal details such as their name, email, job title, country of residence, age, the impact of procrastination on their life, their desired areas of assistance, self-description, willingness to invest in personal growth, and phone number.
Once the form is completed, an email from TimeTheory is sent, containing a Zoom meeting link and password for the scheduled call. The call itself follows a scripted format, culminating in an attempt to sell the procrastination program.
What raises concerns is the apparent lack of genuine care for the specific struggles faced by individuals. The primary objective seems to be focused on selling the TimeTheory program, rather than providing tailored support. Chelsea Karabin, the sales representative for TimeTheory, adopts a demeanor akin to that of a quack clinical psychologist. By the conclusion of the 45-minute call, there is a significant likelihood that individuals will make a purchase from TimeTheory.
What is particularly disconcerting about this approach is the targeted audience. Andrew and his team aim their efforts at individuals battling chronic procrastination, individuals who genuinely require assistance from qualified experts rather than online charlatans like Andrew Kirby . Through his sales acumen and basic manipulation techniques, Andrew Kirby persuades these individuals to invest their money in his program instead of seeking genuine help.
Am I Just A “Hater”?
In an ideal world, this particular section would have been deemed unnecessary. However, it is recognized that there may be a significant number of individuals, primarily from Andrew’s team, who will attempt to classify the author as a “hater” or a “loser,” all in an effort to evade the logical concerns presented within this piece.
Therefore, the author has included this section. It is also highly likely that Andrew’s supporters will resort to name-calling rather than making an effort to comprehend the point being made. The author acknowledges their perspective, understanding that they have essentially been indoctrinated into believing that Andrew has transformed their lives and is nothing short of a demi-God.
If you are not a troll or a fervent follower of Andrew Kirby , please feel free to disregard this section.
Better Alternative To Andrew Kirby’s Overpriced Program
The author acknowledges and empathizes with the origins of Andrew’s fan base, understanding that many of them are individuals who are tired of being trapped in their lives due to their destructive habits and tendencies. However, the author firmly believes that an exorbitantly priced course is not the solution. In this section, the author will present alternative options that are not only more beneficial but also much more affordable.
It is important to note that the author has no affiliation with any of the recommended services or products, and in the spirit of complete honesty (in contrast to Andrew’s), no affiliate links will be included in this post.
The author argues that Andrew Kirby lacks the qualifications and credentials of a psychotherapist. While there is a recent trend suggesting that “credentials don’t matter,” this viewpoint does not hold true in the medical field. Individuals who treat patients without proper credentials are often regarded as frauds and quacks. Although Andrew may not be directly providing one-on-one therapy, his subpar alternative may discourage individuals from seeking therapy altogether.
This could lead them to believe that they can resolve their issues on their own. Just as one wouldn’t attempt to mend a broken bone without professional assistance, the author urges readers not to overlook the importance of professional help when it comes to addressing their behaviors and emotions. The advice presented is not a new fad or a quick fix, but it is effective, and the author encourages readers to give it a try at least once.
Here are the best solutions for someone struggling with procrastination:
- Wake up at the same time every day:
This worked wonders for me and it will help you a lot as well. I’m not asking you to sleep at the same time as it can be tricky, however, waking up at the same hour every day is very doable. The biggest benefit of doing this is that soon you will get habitual to waking up at this hour and you can actually follow through with a schedule instead of failing every 3 days.
It also helps in managing time, because you can’t negotiate with sleep in the long run and if you have that under control, you have won 50% of the game. - Eat fat and protein-rich breakfast:
It might seem counterintuitive to eat fats in breakfast, as it is a very stigmatized nutrient. However, research has shown that fats and protein in breakfast don’t spike your insulin levels much and thus keep your emotions stable in the morning. Eating simple carbs first thing in the morning might lead to brain fog which itself might lead to procrastination and so on.
A cheap and obvious option is a few scrambled eggs with some greens. I would suggest that you try out different recipes before sticking with a few of them. - Eat decent portions spread throughout the day:A common mistake most youngsters make is having inconsistent meals. The portion size of their meals varies way too much and it leads to involuntary mood swings and laziness. Most people don’t even realize why they feel so lazy throughout the day and in most cases, this is the reason.
My suggestion is to eat similar-sized meals throughout the day. If you have trouble sleeping, then eat a bigger meal for dinner and avoid any caffeine 8-10 hours before bed. - Meditate for at least 2 minutes every day:
This might become the most important task of your day, so please don’t ignore meditation. There are a lot of stupid stereotypes surrounding meditation but please ignore them. It simply works. Meditation has numerous benefits and I cannot emphasize its importance enough. You don’t need to be a Yogi sitting in the Himalayas to meditate. You can start by putting a timer of 2 minutes, sitting down, closing your eyes, and counting your breath. That’s it.
I would strongly recommend that you try guided meditation as it is amazing for beginners. The three I personally recommend are Calm, Waking Up By Sam Harriss, and Headspace. They are free to try, and all it takes is a few minutes every day, please give them a try and I promise you won’t regret it. - Listen to audiobooks or podcasts whenever you can:
Reading books will be way too boring for you if you struggle with procrastination. If you already have a reading habit, then keep on with it but if you don’t, then start with audiobooks and podcasts. Audible provides some of the best audiobooks in the market for damn cheap prices if you join the service.
For podcasts, look no further than Spotify, you can download podcast episodes and listen to them without paying a cent. Podcasts are very fun to listen to and you can listen to them almost any time. Audiobooks are duller compared to podcasts but once you get used to them, you’ll love them.
Soon you will automatically start to read as these mediums will help you actually learn about the topics you are interested in. - Instead of planning a timetable, live a productive day and track it:
This is a weird mistake I’ve seen dozens of people make. They will make a plan for the day and then try to follow it. This doesn’t work for people with procrastination problems as it adds a lot of stress which flares their destructive tendencies. What I want you to do is try to “live” a productive day and track it. Do it as many times as you like. Then see if there are any improvements you can make.
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